❝ Since I don’t smoke, I decided to grow a mustache - it is better for the health.
However, I always carried a jewel-studded cigarette case in which, instead of tobacco, were carefully placed several mustaches, Adolphe Menjou style. I offered them politely to my friends: “Mustache? Mustache? Mustache?”
Nobody dared to touch them. This was my test regarding the sacred aspect of mustaches.

❝ I have Dalinian thought: the one thing the world will never have enough of is the outrageous.

❝ I don’t do drugs. I am drugs.